February 2010
17 posts
Eulogy
I had to write my own eulogy for my communications class and read it in front of the class. The following is the complete and unedited version that I read in class earlier this evening.
Ronald Alexander Cacace died the way that he spent most of his life; on the toilet. Ronald is survived by his 300 children, 650 great-grandchildren and 450 great-great-grandchildren. Living to the ripe old age of...