August 2008
30 posts
At the pool hall with audrey. I am a beast.
bad night. i’ll make it up. shower now, have to get clean. cleaning lady arrives soon. priority to be out of the house by then. huurm.
family ordered pizza. either bite the bullet or go with audrey and find something else. either way, my ass is burning tonight.
July 2008
41 posts
i’d like to see a comic where someone who doesn’t understand aquaman’s powers gives him cement shoes and tosses him in the river.
Watching batman and scrubs with audrey. Stomach is under control. For now. Pop tarts in future.
got a stomach ache, par for the course. slow day, reading some thunderbolts. happy time later?
I am swearing off soda, slushies, and fast food forever. I want to die. Toilet feels same way.
doc thinks its the painkillers. i’m kicking myself for remember AFTER the exam.
going to the doctor in a few minutes. hopefully find out what’s wrong with me.
Eating italian ice with audrey. Simon and micah are on their way over. Neat.
My only complaint about Dark Knight →
Finished dinner. About to burst. Doctor tomorrow.
fun day with audrey and i’m just about exhausted. set up posts for conespotting and i will be heading down for food and sleep.
Dark Knight Sets Opening Weekend Box Office Record... →
Warner Bros. executive says the Batman sequel “The Dark Knight” has taken in $155.34 million to top “Spider-Man 3” for best opening weekend ever at the box office
Watchmen Trailer is HERE! →
Watchmen Trailer.
Highlights Magazine: The Evil Version →
Remember when you’d go to the dentist’s office when you were a kid and there’d be a copy of Highlights Magazine there? Well, that magazine sucked. Really bad. Even eight-year-olds knew it blew. So,…
John Oliver Rick Rolls The Daily Show →
There’s also a Jon Stewart crotch-slip that’s super hot.
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Whose dick do I have to suck to get an iPod USB cable at 3:13 AM?
Just tell me.
Crazy Biker On Cellphone Lying Down →
I have to admit that I’ve done this before, but minus the cell and all the traffic. What got me on this was the accent with what they said and the laughing.
Fear not, brave citizens! →
As people have probably started to notice by now, we’ve hit a bit of a slump lately. I assure you, brave readers, that we are not dying anytime soon! We’re just on a bit of a hiatus due to the summer…
The List.
-Mini Golf -Bowling -Laser Tag -Picnic (on roof) -Swim -Six Flags -Hurricane Harbor -Beach -The Dark Knight -Feed the Animals in Johnson Park -LOST, Arrested Development -Share music
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Everything.
It’s late in the (no longer night) morning. As I feel the stress that is evident in my back by the raised bumps of testosterone, the screaming punk rocker in my ears cries about living a lie. I’ve come to realize that only recently have I stopped doing so, and truly started living. No longer am I stuck, burning in water. No, I find myself afloat in the most magnificent ocean of bliss...
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Jinx.
Audrey: can i e-"jinx you owe me a coke" you?
Ron: yes.
Ron: and i cant talk until i get you a coke, right?
Audrey: indeed
Audrey: the rules of e-jinx are unflinchingly rigid
Ron: brb
Audrey: awright
Ron (Autoreply): hm
Ron: hey
Ron: do me a favor?
Audrey: mhmm?
Ron: check your porch
Audrey: fool me twice...
Audrey: shame on me
Ron: please
Audrey: no fuckin way
Audrey: !!!
Audrey: okay, that's incredible :D
Audrey: you win
Ladykiller.
Ron: You are the most important person in my life right now... Right behind Spider-Man and Captain America.
Audrey: You mean I'm in front of Batman?
Ron: No, I'm Batman.