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Worst Digg Comments

In order for there to be a “Best” there has to be a “Worst.” These are my worst comments from Digg.

Obama Announces $2.4 Billion in Funding for Electric Cars

Comment in News (-14 diggs, 1 reply) - on 03/20/2009
Electric cars? Why not just skip that step and go right to the flying cars I was promised from the Jetsons? (see comment)

Peking Man Lived 200,000 Years Earlier Than Thought

Comment in News (-24 diggs, 5 replies) - on 03/14/2009
Digg me up if you believe in evolution. Digg me down if you’re retarded. (see comment)

Warning: May Induce Epileptic Shocks

Comment in News (-6 diggs, 3 replies) - on 01/13/2009

Fuck you, two of my friends died while linking people to flash files containing color patterns known to induce epileptic shocks. (see comment)

Greatest Digg Comments

At the risk of being self-indulgent, (the website is called Rawnzilla.com for a reason, you know) I’m going to showcase some of my greatest comments from stories that I’ve dugg on Digg.

Microsoft Makes you the controller

Comment in News (295 diggs, 6 replies) - on 06/01/2009

After Natal is released, playing anything PreNatal will seem like a miscarriage of gaming justice. (see comment)

Ex-MPAA and IFPI Anti-Piracy Enforcer Shot Dead

Michael Cera, The Most Confused Actor In Hollyweird (pics)

Comment in Images (105 diggs, 2 replies) - on 06/18/2009
I have pop-pop in the attic. (see comment)

Cellphone users may be 50% more likely to get brain tumors

Comment in News (95 diggs, 1 reply) - on 12/24/2008

Wow, I gotta call all my friends and tell them about this. (see comment)

Hot for Teacher: Top 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

Comment in News (94 diggs, 1 reply) - on 02/27/2008
Niiiiice. (see comment)

Cheney Offers Support For Gay Marriage

Comment in News (94 diggs, 5 replies) - on 06/02/2009

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch™? (see comment)

7 Safety Products (for the Incredibly Paranoid)

Comment in News (74 diggs, 0 replies) - on 04/19/2009

Ah, the Dick Destroyer. Or as I call it, the Penis Flytrap. (see comment)

18 Students Are Suspended as Protest at N.Y.U. Ends

Comment in News (66 diggs, 3 replies) - on 02/22/2009

They should have barricaded in the girl’s bathroom, I hear they have couches in there.

Untold Tales of The Fallout Shelter

It’s been a while since I have done any updates about The Fallout Shelter and I know that you are all itching for more updates about what I’ve been doing with my time. Being the people pleaser that I am, I’m proud to to present more Tales of The Fallout Shelter.

One of the things that I noticed when I first started working at The Fallout Shelter was that there were no posters for sale. The problem wasn’t that there were no posters available, there were plenty of posters in the back of the store. The problem was how we could display the posters in a way that people could see what they’re looking at. We had way too many posters for one of those poster display thingies that you see in stores at the mall and so we needed to come up with an alternative.

The idea that I decided to focus upon was a poster book. I created a 21-page poster book that features images of each poster for sale along with prices and title information. Once the book was finished, all that was left to do was create a display for the posters.

ANEXT 09

I woke up on Friday morning with nary a thing to do. My friends would be busy for most of the day and I had no interest in merely loafing around. Oh, what was there to do? The answer that I came up with surprised myself and my friends. I decided to go to AnimeNext, an annual anime and manga convention in the tri-state area.

The badge that I received for ANext 09. One thing I’ve learned is “ABM”, Always Be Marketing.

I haven’t been into the animu or mango since I was a wee lad, but this event was a mere fifteen minutes from my home which made the decision to go a no-brainer. In addition, there were a few people that I knew who ended up being at the show.

Once at the con, I realized that I probably stood out in the crowd, as I was one of the few people not dressed like a pirate or videogame character.

A large gathering of folks dressed up as characters from Team Fortress 2. The spies are not absent, merely cloaked and in waiting.

Despite being under-dressed for the event, I had a good time. I played Rock Band with a few friends on a big projector screen and we actually did pretty well.

That’s not us. These are the guys who went before us. They sucked. Hard.

I didn’t end up making many purchases at the con, as I was not interested in the anime or giant swords that were on sale. I did, however, buy this sweet Flash t-shirt.

No, “You’re the Fastest Man Alive” is NOT what she said.

Overall, I would have to say that I enjoyed the experience at ANEXT. It was certainly different from the other conventions that I have been to (New York Comic Con) but it was fun nontheless.

T-Shirt Tuesday: Custom Green Lantern

I wish I knew where this shirt was…

That Guy

We all know That Guy. The one who is always in the back of the photos that people were taking of their friends, making a face or just ruining the photos with his presence. That Guy. Maybe you’ve been That Guy before on accident, or perhaps you’ve done it on purpose once or twice to piss off your friends.

An example of “That Guy” found on a Google search. Source

I’m a little different. I don’t like having my picture taken if I am the only one in the photo, but I don’t mind having my picture taken if I don’t belong in the photo. In fact, I love getting into other people’s pictures without their consent. It thrills me. It absolutely makes my fucking day to do this.

The earliest evidence of this is from back in 2006, when I was still a young sophomore in High School. Some girls (including my good friend Audrey) were taking a photo in class and I decided that the photo would benefit from my inclusion. I think you’ll agree that I made the photo at least 6 times better.

The fact that the shirt I am wearing in this photo still fits me is a disturbing piece of information that I cry to sleep over every night.

The best places to be That Guy are without a doubt, at parties and other social events. All throughout High School, I enjoyed going to parties just for the social factor and to see friends. There were many reasons that I didn’t partake in the activities taking place at these parties, but the main reason was so that I was sharp enough to know when a photo was being taken and make the kill.

Moving in for the kill.

It was imperative that my senses remain sharp and I maintain my focus. Of course there were misfires and missed opportunities, but they were all worth it in order to secure the ultimate victory of a ruined (or in my opinion, improved) photograph.

That is how it’s done, folks.